SILENCE IS THE ENEMY.
I like smiling at people and dancing in grocery stores.
I <3 Simon the dog.
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I almost hacked my hair to eradicate the remnants of thoughts that sprouted from parts of my mind that had grown moldy. Yet there were no scissors in your crude bathroom. Instead, I settled for a sharp stare in the mirror, cursing the shards of color in my irises that broadcast my incumbent infirmity, and blessing them all the same.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.