April 2011
30 posts
I hate it when I'm singing along to a song
and the singer gets the words wrong.
Reblog if you didn't smoke weed yesterday.
myswagdistractsyou:
Where did the word "FUCK" come from?
batoriova:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.” (Fornification...
neven and his band of hobos: guinea pig story... →
guineapiggies:
weltpokalsiegerbesieger:
ok so
my guinea pig likes to get under my bed
this is bad because it’s dusty under there and i can’t get to him.
so i came up with a complex blockade of books and knapsacks and stuff to keep him out
however, he was not thwarted.
i began to suspect that he knew i wanted to keep him out of there and just liked knocking things down for fun...