August 2012
87 posts
Hey guys, I wanna try to prove something to my...
im-the-muthafucking-leaf:
All of you had better reblog this.
Or I will judge you. So hard.
Some facts on laughter
psych-facts:
onlinecounsellingcollege:
1. Laughter is universal. It occurs in every culture across the world.
2. Laughter is an unconscious behaviour. When we try to make ourselves laugh it sounds unnatural and fake. We just can’t force ourselves to laugh on command.
3. We may smile or giggle briefly on our own but, as a general principle, laughing is something we do with others. In fact,...
Watchruinedchildhood:
The Reading Rainbow, Featuring DMX
Suck my dick!
Watchtyleroakley:
Sometimes, people don’t suck.
Cosmo sex tip #490
cosmo-sex-tips:
Before you eat her out, say grace.
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shit I say in my dreams
“I think that there can be humor found in just about anything, and sometimes there even has to be to get by, but not everything can be necessarily “funny”. I think there is a substantial difference.”
WUT.
Cosmo sex tip #346
cosmo-sex-tips:
To really surprise your partner during sex, die. (Submitted by: the-omninerd)
We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it...
winchesterlicious:
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
lol moms
Handwriting Analysis: Slant
psych-facts:
From: http://spiritualseeker.tumblr.com/
DIRECTIONS: Look at the chart to measure how far you slant. Slant reveals the degree to which you express your real emotional feelings to others, depending on your mood. (Does not matter if you’re left-handed or right-handed)
LEFTWARD: \
Slant A — Emotionally ill. Totally emotionally repressed (keeps back) and locked up in his or her...
aroihkin:
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the-vashta-nerada:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what...
me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this
“Everybody loses the thing that made them.”
– beasts of the southern wild (via sookie-m)
Cosmo sex tip #359
cosmo-sex-tips:
Instead of screaming out his name, scream out your own. (Submitted by: dont-stop-soo-low)
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
I wish I had firewalls in my head to stop my brain from loading these thoughts
