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discard-and-discover: evolve-within: disregardwomen: When my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:29:04 -0400

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship.

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.

indentured mastication

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:39:48 -0400

I almost hacked my hair to eradicate the remnants of thoughts that sprouted from parts of my mind that had grown moldy. Yet there were no scissors in your crude bathroom. Instead, I settled for a sharp stare in the mirror, cursing the shards of color in my irises that broadcast my incumbent infirmity, and blessing them all the same.

brain-food: Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tape my ribs hurt...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:10:49 -0400

brain-food:

Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

my ribs hurt from all the laughing.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:25:31 -0400

"If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must acknowledge that your..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:22:51 -0400

“If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must acknowledge that your whiteness affords you a privilege that shields you from a lot. You must also acknowledge that you are afforded privileges that some men in this country do not have. Racism and sexism are tightly intertwined. You cannot fight one while ignoring the other.”

- ladyatheist (via ellesugars)

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:43:25 -0400

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Mon, 13 May 2013 16:43:56 -0400

cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:43:06 -0400

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

Argument I heard on the bus

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:21:38 -0400

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 17:08:45 -0400

dootzy: this video will make your day better

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:08:21 -0400

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

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Thu, 09 May 2013 15:33:46 -0400

oldblueeyes: IDGAF

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:42:54 -0400

oldblueeyes:

IDGAF

jamesreads: Make magic wherever you go, the grass will grow and...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:18:35 -0400

jamesreads:

Make magic wherever you go, the grass will grow and flowers will show.

bleedwell: I couldn’t need you more. By EliasK My friend is so...

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:39:52 -0400

bleedwell:

I couldn’t need you more.

By EliasK

My friend is so talented :}

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Thu, 09 May 2013 03:31:31 -0400

forever90s:

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:07:41 -0400

forever90s:

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:04:09 -0400

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

Shelley: You've had that drill for years and you always complain about it.

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:48:20 -0400

Shelley: You've had that drill for years and you always complain about it.
Shelley's Dad: I haven't had it for years!
Shelley: How long have you had it?
Shelley's Dad: Two years.
Shelley: ...

fer1972: Jeremy Baum

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:46:49 -0400

fer1972:

Jeremy Baum